Drunk on a Plane: The Misadventures of a Drunk in Paradise

Product Description

So, I’m Drunk.
Daniel T. Drunk, Jr. if you really wanna know. And I’m on a plane headed to Paradise Isle on the trip of a lifetime. The occasion? My honeymoon. Except, there’s only one problem.
I’m riding solo.
It’s a really long story, and if you don’t mind, I’d prefer to leave it at that.
Really? You must know? Fine, I get it. You’re the nosey type. Here’s the abbreviated version. I came within an inch of marrying a cheating slut. There. Get the picture? Good.
But that’s not what this story is about. This story is about what happened after I got to Paradise and a dead body showed up in my motel room.
And, of course, the cops tried to blame it on me.
And then the actual murderer decided they wanted me dead too.
Fuck.
The hits just kept on coming.
And to top it all off. This woman started following me around the island, and she couldn’t seem to keep her hands off me. But not in a good way.
So if you’re interested in a bit of Caribbean flavored action and adventure, with a hint of sexual tension, a dash of unapologetic profanity, and a kick-ass ending, then this is your book.
If you’re looking for the next best piece of literature since – oh, hell, who am I kidding? I don’t know shit about good literature. But if that’s what you’re looking for, then keep moving, cause this ain’t that.
If, however, you’re like me and just looking for a good time, then I’m your fella. I promise you, you won’t be disappointed.
Rated R for language, crude humor, and sexual innuendos. Rated A+ for entertainment value.

Review

See what readers are saying about Zane Mitchell…

★★★★★
Funny to the point of embarrassing sitting in a coffee shop with the book laughing out loud. One of the funniest best read books for a while.

★★★★★
Best read I’ve had in months. Great story, excellent plot development, interesting characters.

★★★★★ …
an unexpected laugh riot.

★★★★★ I could easily see this being turned into a TV series or a film at some point.
Fans of movies like Lethal Weapon or Beverly Hills Cop will have so much fun reading this book.

★★★★★ This is a very enjoyable read. It has mystery in a tropical locale, action and a little romance.
I especially like that in addition to the young, handsome protagonist there is a supporting cast of mature characters who show that seniors are capable, adventurous and like to enjoy life.

★★★★★
THESE BOOKS ARE AMAZING These books were suggested and I was in between reading Cap Daniels books and Wayne Stinnetts books…You will quickly fall in to the story…great beach (pool read)

★★★★★
…it reads like a fun action movie. Kind of “Get Shorty”-like.

★★★★★ Enjoyed the characters,
Fan of Dorsey and Hiaasen, will add Mitchell to my group, along with Shames.