How to Send Smoke Signals, Pluck a Chicken, & Build an Igloo: Plus 75 Additional Skills You Never Knew You Needed (Fox Chapel Publishing) Life Skills with Step-by-Step Directions and a Sense of Humor

Product Description

Learn life skills, from the practical to the hilariously useless!

75 wilderness skills from surviving an avalanche to making a bone flute
Step-by-step directions and colorful illustrations
Told with a sense of humor and a lot of interesting insight
Filled with information you might never use, but will be glad to know

Curious to know what to do if you get caught in an avalanche? Ever wondered how to stop a runaway horse? Want to impress people by predicting the weather or telling time without a clock (or an iPhone app)?
How to Send Smoke Signals, Pluck a Chicken, & Build an Igloo is filled with 75 wilderness skills, from the practical to the potentially useless. In today’s digital age that heavily relies on battery power, technology, and GPS, you’ll read about what people did hundreds of years ago and how it could potentially save you today.
Channel your inner Bear Grylls and learn how to start a fire with ice, pluck a chicken, catch an eel, build an igloo, throw a lasso, and so many more unusual yet potentially life-saving skills.
An insightful, enjoyable read for any survivalist, outdoor enthusiast, hiker, or camper, How to Send Smoke Signals, Pluck a Chicken, & Build an Igloo is told with a lighthearted sense of humor and a lot of interesting insight. It’s a fun, sometimes silly read filled with information you might never use but will be glad to know… because you just never know!

Review

Unleash your inner adventurer with this well-researched, authoritative guide to the inevitable (or the zombie apocalypse of course).–Mountain Weekly News

Improve your chances when you’re lost in the woods, or when the inevitable zombie apocalypse hits.–The Awesome

Fun, well-researched, and authoritative, How to Send Smoke Signals, Pluck a Chicken, & Build an Igloo is a worthy reference guide for aspiring survivalists and armchair outdoorspeople.–Foreword Reviews

From the Back Cover

CLEAR INSTRUCTIONS ON IMPORTANT LIFE SKILLS TO TACKLE AND TAME THE GREAT OUTDOORS
Forage for foodNavigate using sticks and shadowsShear a sheepSurvive a bear attackStart a fire in the rain
This compendium tackles more than 70 wilderness skills to boost your outdoor basics, from climbing trees and building an igloo to flint knapping and keeping bees.
Whether you’re a homebody or would-be survivalist, this clear and straightforward advice will help you channel your inner adventurer and become more self-sufficient in non-civilization areas.
Keep this book handy so that you can refer to it whenever you need to catch an eel, cross a desert, or escape from a forest fire. Or just browse for fun!

About the Author

Hilarious author of Books by Boxer’s Office Signs Book and Fox Chapel’s How to Send Smoke Signals, Pluck a Chicken & Build an Igloo.