The Scrooge of Bitcoin: A Christmas Tale

In a satire of CEO Jamie Dimon’s famous “Bitcoin is a fraud” proclamation, “Mamie Simon” is a grim and miserly banker who rules over the financial world from the top of her Gotham City tower. And she absolutely hates Bitcoin! On Christmas Eve, she learns Bob Cratchit, her chief clerk, is leaving his job at her bank in order to follow the path of Bitcoin. The old hag blows her top upon hearing this news, and a battle of wits and wills ensues. Will Bob Cratchit succeed in following his Bitcoin dream? Or will cold, heartless Mamie Simon succeed in stopping him? You’ll have to read the story to find out!